I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band. Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time. I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true. Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.