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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.