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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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Funny Quotes Total

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Going bananas on Slack:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Spotted on YouTube:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Live now on Reddit:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Going viral on Snapchat:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

2 months ago

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At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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80 shares on Slack this month:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

33 shares on Discord this month:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

99 shares on Discord this month:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Going viral on Telegram:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Trending via Slack:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Trending via Reddit:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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