I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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