I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife Related funny posts 😂 Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat? Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color. I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.