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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.