I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me. Commentary:I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work. Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find. Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.