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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.