I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.” Commentary:Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom. Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day. I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends. A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”
