I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork ππΉπ Related funny posts π βIβm just playing devilβs advocate here.β Ok, why are you helping the devil? Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession. The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit. The devil couldnβt reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated. People are always saying βnot today, Satanβ but what if we just hear him out.