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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw befor…

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw befor…

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"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, candidate, child, children, election, future, humor, i, irony, last, lead, play, politics, saw, sign, slow, slow child, us, voted, yard, yard sign on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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