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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Is this art or trash?

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Jan 27, 2025

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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