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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Freshly posted on X:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Spotted on TikTok:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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28 shares on Snapchat this month:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I overthink, therefore I am.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a massage for my brain.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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Just landed via Messenger:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Just shared via Telegram:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Breaking via Discord:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Breaking via Facebook:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Just landed via Threads:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Spotted on WeChat:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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