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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.