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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.