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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
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"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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