I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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“Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let’s hope for a love that’s just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals”

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