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  • The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.
  • I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.
  • I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
  • Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
  • I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.
  • I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.