I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.