I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.