I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.