I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.