I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I ca… Commentary:"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.” I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn. Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people. I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.