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Mar 29, 2026

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Playful quote about being mischievously greedy and wishing to keep loved ones forever.

Commentary:
"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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