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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I ca…

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I ca…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, everyone, forever, greedy, humor, i, keep, longing, love, obsession, possessiveness, sarcasm, selfish, sentimentality, turn, wish on May 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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