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"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"

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24 shares on X this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

49 shares on Slack this month:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

95 shares on X this month:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Breaking via X:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Going bananas on Instagram:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Spotted on Telegram:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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