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61 shares on Telegram this month:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

44 shares on X this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Just landed via YouTube:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Making waves on YouTube:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Going bananas on WeChat:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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