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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Just landed via TikTok:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Going viral on Reddit:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Going viral on Discord:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Breaking via Slack:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

77 shares on Threads this month:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Just shared via Threads:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Going viral on Reddit:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Going viral on Discord:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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