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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, awkwardness, fact, fun, fun fact, humor, i, introvert, myself, ocean, people, self-deprecation, social, social anxiety, tell, walk on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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