I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.