If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.