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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.