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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.