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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"

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