If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Self-cleaning conscience.