If I could go back in time, Iβd probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? ππ #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis" Related Funny Posts π€ Iβm not saving daylight. Iβm the one that needs saving. Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee. How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you? I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.