If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid. Commentary:"Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving. Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee. How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you? I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.