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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three t…

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three t…

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"If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, girlfriend, humor, i, ID, love, polyamorous, relationship, think, three, times on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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