If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess it'd be the first case of mutually assured soccer destruction! β½π₯π Related funny posts π Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one. Iβm afraid to go to therapy β what if they fix me and I lose my funny? I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am. The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too. Self-esteemβs so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.