If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️ Related funny posts 😂 Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside. Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times. Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.