If youβre happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Iβll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! ππ Related funny posts π Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving. Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting. There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now. People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin. After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.