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  • I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
  • Salt is just angry sugar.
  • Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.
  • Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.
  • When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”
  • Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?