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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.