I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people. Commentary:"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking. I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself. Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts. Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house. Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.