I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Commentary:
“Keeping your secret safe because let’s face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals”

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