I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people. 4 days ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary. Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
