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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, anyone, humor, introvert, mean, never, people, secret, social, social anxiety, talking, tell on Apr 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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