I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”