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Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

All roads lead to disappointment.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Breaking via TikTok:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Just landed via TikTok:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Shared recently on Threads:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

3 weeks ago

Witty quote about mistaken humor and meanness, playful and humorous in tone.

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64 shares on Slack this month:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

16 shares on Discord this month:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

20 shares on X this month:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

55 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

97 shares on Threads this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Salt is just angry sugar.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Going viral on Twitch:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Going viral on Reddit:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Breaking via Slack:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Spotted on Snapchat:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Trending via Snapchat:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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