I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.