I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find the balance between "hello" and "stay off my lawn" πππ« Related Funny Posts π€ I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.