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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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