I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact w… Commentary:Haha, I've reached expert level at using my phone as an invisibility cloak to dodge "talkers" in public! 📵🦸♂️🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already. I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
