I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.