I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy duri… Commentary:"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.