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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy duri…

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy duri…

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"Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, emotional, humor, humorous, office, please, privacy, quarantine, respect, sarcasm, stress, times, trying, working on May 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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