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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.