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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”