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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will lan…

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will lan…

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"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, cat, cats, convinced, Earth, explosion, feet, humor, land, landing, moon, safely, safety, space, whimsical on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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