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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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2 months ago

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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77 shares on Slack this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

60 shares on X this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

55 shares on Slack this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

11 shares on Slack this month:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Breaking via TikTok:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Trending via Reddit:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Going viral on Telegram:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Seen just now on Discord:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Spotted on Messenger:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Making waves on TikTok:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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