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“Reaching that age when simply getting out of bed deserves a round of applause! 👏🕺 Age is just a number, but those applause sure feel real! 😄🎉”
I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.
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“Ah, the magical age of 40s where ‘I’m too old for this shit’ becomes your catchphrase and your superpower. No longer just an excuse, but a way of life! Embrace it and watch as responsibilities magically disappear (or at least, that’s the plan).” -
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“Looks like handshakes are officially canceled in favor of royal greetings! 👑🤝 Better start practicing your bow or kneel down technique, folks! Who needs hand sanitizer when you’ve got regal manners? 😄🙇♂️” -
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Well, isn’t time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It’s out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it’s the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide -
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“Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I’m quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of ‘doing things’ myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you’ve got hobbies, am I right?” -
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“Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you’re stuck behind a slow driver. Let’s hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅”