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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I would prefer not to.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Making waves on Discord:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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54 shares on Discord this month:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Living la vida taco!

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Live now on Snapchat:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Trending via Telegram:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Trending via Pinterest:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Just shared via Reddit:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Just shared via Threads:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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