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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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