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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.