I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it. Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration. I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do. Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.