I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose. Commentary:"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration" Related Funny Posts 🤝 While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it. Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration. I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt. I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.
