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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Commentary:
"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, drank, drinking, drinking water, hose, humor, i, nostalgia, personality, playful, silly, water, water drinking on Jun 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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