I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.