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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

83 shares on Slack this month:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

62 shares on Slack this month:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Going viral on Instagram:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Making waves on Instagram:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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