I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed. Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more. …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich. Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.
