I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨ Related funny posts 😂 I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this. No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search. Listen to the birds, not the news.