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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.