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Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Trending via TikTok:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Just landed via X:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Breaking via WeChat:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Breaking via WeChat:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Breaking via Discord:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Just shared via Facebook:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

4 months ago

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

2 months ago

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

2 months ago

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

2 months ago

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

3 months ago

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

2 months ago

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

3 months ago

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14 shares on WeChat this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

99 shares on Slack this month:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I love having plans to cancel.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

32 shares on Threads this month:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

34 shares on Discord this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Just landed via YouTube:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Seen just now on Threads:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Shared recently on Twitch:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Just landed via Facebook:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Seen just now on Slack:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Going bananas on Messenger:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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