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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Going bananas on X:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Spotted on X:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Breaking via Telegram:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Just shared via TikTok:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Trending via WeChat:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

1 month ago

Clever, humorous text about outdated TV features and American craftsmanship.

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Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries

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96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

39 shares on X this month:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

63 shares on X this month:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

50 shares on X this month:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Live now on Snapchat:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Going viral on Messenger:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Just shared via Instagram:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Live now on Twitch:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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