It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat… Commentary:Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas Related Funny Posts 🤝 My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.