Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
- Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
- When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
- I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.
- Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.