It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:No pizza, no entrance! My door has standards ππͺπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. The hard part about dating is finding someone whoβs mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.