I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.