I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your dentist appointment turns into a speed-run challenge 😬⏱️🦷 Related funny posts 😂 Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me. I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away. I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person. The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start. Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.