Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake.… Commentary:"From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before. Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
