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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.