Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing. Commentary:Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English. Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.